Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, We've spent 10-days reviewing Newspaper lies about I, Cannabis the defendant, from 1887 to 1937. If you believe that I'm guilty as charged within those newspapers - then have the Jury foreman Contact the Court and email a verdict of GUILTY as charged!
However, if you believe beyond a shadow of a doubt that there's no way I, Cannabis the defendant, could be guilty of those newspaper lies - then have the Jury foreman to Contact the Court and email a verdict of NOT GUILTY as charged!
We now proceed to 1970, where again I've been placed on another control substances act, while a Presidential Commission determines whether those persistent lies about me are true or false and then to make legislative recommendations to Congress based upon my innocence or guilt.
One man has refused to accept my innocence no matter what the facts reveal. Fraud will be hard to prove unless we can catch this person admitting that he doesn't care what those findings of the Commission are. Tomorrow, the Jury will have a chance to listen to Oval office tapes with the transcripts.
